I really have no idea how it's even possible that a person could be blessed with this kind of ungracefulness.

On Thursday afternoon, I broke my toe. On a high chair. I'm not even kidding.

So let's recap these past couple of weeks...

Bumped my head and made my nose bleed
Gave myself a slight concussion
Set my apartment on fire
Somehow singed off a scarily large portion of my bangs
Ran into an oven and ended up with a nice big bruise
Twisted my ankle and almost fell over in the middle of the street while walking in new heels
Broke my toe

Oh, the never ending adventures of Linz.